It's Definitely Summer: Fat-Headed Sens Take More Penalties

From the "You're Not Gonna Believe This One...Ever" department, the Regina Leader-Post is reporting on a study which recently concluded that, after examining the head-size (yes, that's correct) of players from all six Canadian NHL franchises has determined the following:

"the faces of the Ottawa Senators are dead giveaways when it comes to predicting how much time players spend in the penalty box."

I hope this was taxpayer funded.

Thanks, Kukla

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