What We're Up Against In Phoenix

I give you the "Puck Patrol". The Phoenix Road Runners of the ECHL "Puck Patrol". Guess the dress code isn't quite what we're used to in Sunrise:

Ok...we've got a late entry from the 'Yotes:

Couple of cuties, but what's with the dudes?

Go Cats.

I know it's a Panther, but...

...Why?

Sorry for the above monstrosity. I suddenly don't like myself much anymore.

Very slow news day. In the absence of something solid to research and make juvenile fun of, it's back to old reliable: